woke up sooo excited for the mandy indiana album and apparently it’s not dropping until 7pm 💔💔

“cats are marxist”, “this is praxis” a chomrádaithe, you know that this is ai slop facebook news bait, right??? please tell me you know that

oh no i posted this to my close friends story bc my umbrella broke and my feet are wet and i got old coworkers swiping up to make sure i’m not a suicide risk i feel so BADDDD

yea i weebmaxxed so hard yesterday and i’d fuckin do it again

the greatest drunk food in the world was created c. 2006 in a chinese restaurant in dublin. nothing ireland had provided humanity with will ever measure up to the humble spice bag.

watched one battle after another and i enjoyed it but they all kept pissing me off w their total lack of opsec like girl wdym ur blowing up a senator’s office with ur entire face out…. all these passwords and secure hotlines just to announce ur full name to a military colonel

i don’t even follow football but i’m so scared… the only info i have ever retained about soccer is that ireland is bad at it. what am supposed to do now that they’re doing well…

Plato making Socrates the main character in all of his dialogues

oh i will be SEATED when this releases

still one of the greatest videos of all time

banger