Breaking: the NLRB has banned captive audience meetings nationwide

ガメラ59周年おめでとうございます！ #ガメラ生誕59周年

they’re saying it’s the most mournful vape hit ever to be shown on netflix

if you have AMC A-List they let you jack off in the theater

rolling into 2025...

Alright, I kinda like this guy now. It’s so fucking sick to text a woman that you “feel like Batman or halo,” presumably receive no response, and then blow yourself up in public 3 days later

Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

there should be a Black Mr. Bean just to see who that would piss off

Their Pacino/De Niro Heat moment

#Gamerathon25 Fragment of the biggest setpiece of the movie. The final battle in Tokyo starting with Gamera destroying an apartment building just because (🤔 I wonder if it will become important later), pretty cool choreography and low angle shots this trilogy is famous for.

#Gamerathon25 Gamera's arms changing into sea turtle flippers during flight is something that Shusuke Kaneko wanted in the first movie but that was vetoed by the studio. He never liked Gamera flying anyway so he wanted it to make more sense in his mind.

So bad ass that for the last two weeks he’s like I’m fatter than fuck and I’m not going to heaven. Been there brother.

Are they okay?

This zoom is so goddamn funny and lives in my head rent free 24/7

i just wanna fuck my fish, fuck my truck, fuck my beer