This is what it feels like to listen to The Smashing Pumpkins

why is everyone yung and lil what about big and old

i want long hair but in a boy way hhfngbdjshujfjd

sack four hundred twenty

why do shoes that r good for back support and standing on ur feet all day and foot pain have to be so fucking uglyyyy like why can u just put that kind of sole on a NORMAL LOOKING SHOE

i have a lot of dad tendencies like sneezing as loud as i fucking can and when i get ready in the morning i gag on my toothbrush as loud as i can and blow the fuck out of my nose fuck it i'll hock up a couple loogies but bro my nose and throat and mouth are so clean and reset

taking my ocd meds with specifically 3 sips of water so my family doesnt die

scratches my butt

slapping each others bellies after olive garden, etc.

# forgottotakemymeds # onmyperiod # bestfrienddead # thisbeerissogoodforme

no dude don't even worry about me i had a shot of vodka and a shot of vodka and a buzzball and a shot of fireball and a tall can beer and a couple cigarettes, I'm not even thinking about it anymore

i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship

bday vibes

no matter what i do or where i go i will never have anything better than a slim jim

nothing heals a hangover like a crisp fucking coca cola