a loooot of gay people are getting way too comfortable dragging gaga as if she isn't the reason they have basic humans rights currently

Hard to tell if measles vaccine works

I can't figure out if vaccines work or not. Tough one. Need Sherlock Holmes on this one.

you were at my wedding 😭 i was broken you were drunk 😭 you could’ve told me not to do it 😭 i would’ve run i would have run 😭 tell me what was the moment you decided to give up 😭 you could’ve told me what you wanted i would’ve done 😭 anything 😭 i would’ve done anythinggg 😭

can they agree on something

yes and this mouse turned out incredible. this should be tears of joy. we are very proud of you! keep at it! never get discouraged. you will only keep getting better!

facts don't care about your feelings

FWIW, here’s the map we proposed after the last census. This is what it would look like to draw districts to ensure they represent the actual people who actually live in Tennessee rather than to rig it.

all my miis take lexapro

Another way to view this — can you afford to buy the home you were raised in? Almost all my friends are more successful than their parents, and their wives work… but the answer is a resounding NO

Yup. Governor DeWine's son is one of the Republicans on Ohio's Supreme Court. Even though THE STATE BAR ASSOCIATION said he was unqualified

You live in Wisconsin. As of January 20, 2025, when Joe Biden left office, gas in Wisconsin was $2.96. Today Wisconsin gas is $4.24. You were promised lower prices and an increase of 43% is not lower, it's more expensive. What's wrong with you?

why are you a grass hater. and a water hater but honestly im more offended about the grass hating.

Gerrymandered chocolate bars are a thing apparently:

Pour one out for the Spirit flight attendants today. When an airline goes under, they lose their seniority which when you're an FA is your entire career. If they want to go to a new airline, they have to start at the very bottom.

I would genuinely rather pokemon go back to being a hobby I get bullied for liking rather than whatever the hell recession indicator it's turned into now

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

Rural Ohio will like that Amy Acton only believes in one god