Anyone selling Friday trnsmt tickets????

Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

So shelter is available…interesting

I’ve kept my mouth shut until now about the Queen and everything surrounding it, but I’ve just seen that stewards are giving out blankets to people in The Queue and I’m appalled. Where is this care and concern for the thousands of homeless people sleeping on those same streets?

if u disengage with the news and learn to cook 2-3 things really well and then feed it to your friends your life becomes 100x better

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

ur looking at spotify wrapped but it was you who got played the most this year

the hot doughnut in partick would send a victorian child into a coma

The Uber driver seeing how you kissed a man goodbye and then get on the phone with your boyfriend telling him you almost home

cozzie livs

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

i made dua lipa in the Sims and locked her in a burning building because her new song annoyed me

That’s us a wafer the weekend

matilda:

I've collated all the helpful DMs in regards to Eltons special guests, think he might need to break curfew

Marv when he gets hit with another of Kevin’s bricks:

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