maybe one day they’ll just randomly show everyone’s likes again just to cause some drama

real

When he getting jumped but you see that phone on the ground

this is the romance I want.

dating in ur own city is like digging through trash

her if she was an ice cream

the next app to be banned in the US should be hinge

Flowers are 7$ bitch I just don’t like you

i survived vine and flappy bird but this … this one is gonna hit different idk

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain’t laughed once

Just heard the still silence of my home for the first time in five years…chills…

i wonder what they laughing at on tik tok rn.

we could’ve had til 12am but ok.

ok i’ve giggled a few times since logging back on…maybe i can live till monday

i was so cool when i held a grudge. that one time