thanks pfizer

Incredible that "Why should [profession] go on strike? My job sucks and pays like shit but I never complain!" is a wildly popular and respected opinion in this country

My wife left me

How, when you’ve just lost your eldest son, do you come out with that much courage and bravery to speak in that way. What a fantastic woman, and what brilliant families all 3 of the victims had behind them. #NottinghamTogether

me asking my friends if we can do a .5 pic

tara strong

I'm so sorry but if you don't watch hockey you should not be talking about Matt Petgrave. Calling someone a murderer and demanding they be charged with manslaughter is insane like do you hear yourself? I can only imagine how he's feeling after this.

Forever a part of the Penguins family. Just now at PPG Paints Arena: "Ladies and gentlemen, please stand and cheer, one more time, for #47, Adam Johnson."

At this point if you believe Israel is still defending itself you’re out of your fucking mind

🚨 Noah Schnapp is struck by lightning 3 times in a driveway on camera. Sources say he’s fine.

that little scroll thingy that you use to select your birth year is getting kinda far

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

anyone have any tips for improving REM sleep. my non negotiables are 2h of screentime immediately before bed inclusive of watching at least 300 4-second back to back videos, everything else is up for discussion

I used to hate waiters until I realized they’re not just being nosy. They need to know what I want to eat so they can relay it to the kitchen staff