About to go down

If I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast

why go to therapy when you can just run people over on GTA

Stop saying we smell like DOG PAWS we’re trying to sell chips here

kids when they cough

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

sometimes you wake up from a wild night with regrets and have to email Jackbox Games support to remedy your own foolishness

🚨AMAZING ENDING ALERT🚨 Iona Water Polo's Mohamed Refaat hits the long distance backhand (that was deflected 🤯) to defeat Cal Lutheran at the buzzer 14-13. Never seen a winner like this. Just...WOW! @sportscenter Omar Raja #sctop10 #waterpolo Iona Athletics NCAA Water Polo

Twitter is just a Pawnee town hall

Please be sure to check your kid’s candy this year - I just found the entire state of Ohio in a Snickers bar

men love to invite you over and force you to watch i think you should leave with tim robinson

CROCADILLY LIVES ON! My heirloom🐊 (yes, he’s been washed, bleached, confessed his sins & is reborn again)

#GAELSWIN!!! Iona defeats both La Salle and Bucknell to start the weekend! #GaelNation

Who made this 😭😭😭

order sizzling fajitas

ronald from jury duty

Anyone get major Titanic vibes from avatar 2