What are the odds an ideal job falls into your laps?? What are the odds it falls into your laps twice?

I’m always transparent. Sometimes, I think too much. But at the end of the day, it is what it is.

OutKast giving me life to deep clean!

This was already normal

Is there still a bunch of water at dripping springs??

Wtf people are having shrek raves?! New Mexico and El Paso, TX step up bro

Rubes and I got a day off in the week together! Golfing it is ⛳️

Dirty derbs just changed the humpty dance and put on some wack ass 1star R&B song. I’m going back to cruces what. The. Fuck

I had a bad mf day. The audacity of some fucking people.

Aspen and I finally have the day off together 🥰 can’t wait to go to the trampoline park and throw shit at her

Update… the trampoline park won 😂

Why is it so easy spending $100 on doordash for a burrito 🤦🏻‍♀️

What do you guys think? Roadrunner pizza or valley??

I know it’s 8:15am but I need a pizza and pasta stat Domino's Pizza

Idk why but his and her sinks are so cringe.

I just told my man that I’ve been sad lately and I don’t wanna do anything. He said to throw on some Beyoncé. Hahaha it’s kinda funny… Maybe not a good answer but maybe it’s perfect?

I wanna see the competition between Wendy’s and Burger King

Nobody says it better than Michelle. Watch this – and then make sure you’re ready to vote tomorrow: IWillVote.com