another year another shady tweet, love it

it’s so strange that on a sunday night i used to get that anxious feeling of being like “ugh back to work tomorrow” but now im in a position where i look forward to work and i NEVER thought i’d say that in my lifetime

hey that’s me i’m famous thanks voicemod!!!

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yeah texting your mates is great but do any of your mates mums text you food pics everyday with a description of what it is? no, i didn’t think so ily danie’s mum lynnie 🤍

cannot get enough of these blue skies and sunshine at the minute god i can’t wait for summer

aaaaaaand on that note that’s enough tiktok for me, goodnight!!!

got my car MOT done at the same garage as always because they know me and he just asked how i was doing and i had full on breakdown sorry about me babe you go back to banging your wrenches about and that i just had a girly moment aha !!!! 🎀💕✨💅🏼

got clocked so hard by a customer yesterday when she asked me something about the gay scene in my home town and i gagged and she went “oh hunny let’s be real i clocked your gay ass the second you knocked on my door” LOL fuck do i really look that gay???? (don’t answer that)

We’ve reached the point in the day where the brits have had a hot day and we anxiously go into the night. Ladies and gentlemen, start your fans. There’s no breeze tonight. The houses are saunas. Happy hunger games and may the odds be ever in your favour.

manager text me today and said “hey mush” and honestly i don’t think i can recover from that

walked out the house earlier and the sun was out and josh went “what a gorgeous day to ovulate” and i’ve not stopped thinking about it since

can’t wait to shed 7241 buckets of tears today

94,743 buckets of tears *

happy pride month my darlings 🏳️‍🌈 thinking of the guy who bullied me and was homophobic in an old work place today, who later got sacked down the line for his behaviour towards others. I didn’t get the justice at the time, but karma always comes back around sweetie 🥂

nothing is making me more emotional rn than hearing the aggressive sniffling that’s coming from next to me and it’s just Nat watching Wicked on the west end and it’s her bucket list ticked off

girlhood is standing in a queue to get into brighton pride for two hours and giving out temporary pride tattoos whilst a bunch of us girls go “ONE, TWO, THREE *reveal* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!” when i gave someone a tattoo god i love women HAPPY PRIDE TO THE LASS WHO WAS ON HER HEN X

need you to trust me but only for 95 seconds I PROMISE

might start messaging random celebrities and asking them for 10k just to be able to move out worse that could happen is they don’t read it or they say no ykwim Taylor Swift check your dms x