Congress passing the stimulus check

yeah a $600 stimulus sucks ASS but my parents claimed me on their taxes last year so despite me currently living on my own and working full time i will still be getting ✨nothing✨

thinking about buying a printer. i wanna be the friend with a printer. come hangout and print some stuff

Me filing for the Amazon CEO position on Indeed after Jeff Bezos steps down x.com/memevideoss/st…

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

“WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!?!”

I could be dead and I'm pretty sure playing 'Hotel Room Service' by Pittbull could revive me. This song gets me on a whole new level of hype.

I feel so betrayed when my friends stop sharing their location with me :(

elton john in 1971

if i was bald i would be jeff bezos for halloween. unfortunately i have a beautiful head of hair

let me slip into something a little more comfortable 😏

Made some cool rugs 🥶 a simple Rt can get you a free one 👀

mercury retrograde is over but i still feel like this

dramatic? no this was quite appropriate i thought my life was over

one thing about me is i WILL unbutton my pants & sit in a restaurant w my fly down for maximum comfort