Turnstile are killing it and good for them, but I definitely miss their old shit.

I didn’t wanna step on his moment, so I waited a few days to speak, but y’all really said Usher had the best Super Bowl performance of all time?!? Michael Jackson stood there for the first 2 mins and said NOTHING and then MOONWALKED, PRINCE PERFORMED PURPLE RAIN IN THE GODDAM

WE GOT FUCKIN’ OASIS TICKETS 🎟️

LUCY YOU BETTER OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR BACK UP NOW #tellmelies

JOKER 2 FUCKING SUCKS

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

MIKE PLEASE. FUCK HIM UP 🙏

It’s been a shit year at least give me this Tyson

You're all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.

Fuck your New Year’s resolution. If you’re serious about making a change, make it today you weak willed bitch.

The presale code on live nation for Turnover is: JOY You’re welcome

Good luck trying to cancel Haywire you stupid fucks.

they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

old people be like “no elbows on the table it’s rude” then say something racist.

This is about the only thing I agree with piers Morgan on.

The new Cardi B has me at the gym running up an incline of 15 on the treadmill at 3.5mph. Phew.

Oh no poor little rich girl had to wait 2 minutes in line. Gtfoh.

If it’s got an em dash — you know they chat gpt’d that shit. LOL