Oh that's a bad bitch right there

my favorite song is the one lindsay lohan’s band plays at the end of freaky friday

plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die

Me at the first restaurant I step into after this lockdown 😌

Genovia hasn’t reported a SINGLE CASE of COVID-19. This is what TRUE leadership looks like.

A Christian way of explaining Black lives matter to someone who keeps saying All lives matter. Thank you Carl Lentz.

If aliens abducted me I would simply say “thank you”

Heard my autistic brother speak for the first time today. He is 10

6 months into 2020 and I’ve probably enjoyed about 12 days altogether

If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.

“Not gonna let it get to my head” Me all day: