Holy holy holy shit my all time favourite Olympic rower EVER just messaged me on instagram and I've never been more starstruck in my *entire life* I don't even know what to reply oh my god where do I even put all this excitement 🤩🤩🤩

My morning routine. youtu.be/JpaXl8CdwzM

Just watched the Goonies together properly for the first time, and my daughter recognised that the car chase on the TV at the start was from Some Like it Hot BEFORE I DID. #mygirl #myworkhereisdone

I just boiled the same water in my kettle for the fifth time this morning. Still haven't managed to make a cup of tea. #mondays

Well this is EVERYTHING. Hello winter 🧌❄️. bfi.org.uk/in-dreams-are-…

Two Witches, oh holy mother of god 😱👀🖤🧙🧙‍♀️ I'm still reeling.

Can't believe Anwar is finally Malaysia's PM. This is so momentous. I'm a little emotional. Congratulations, to a country that properly took its vote back ♥️🇲🇾

This thread has me crying, and I don't even care about football 😂😂😂

Winter is always hard because my feet shrink an entire size (and I have creepily tiny feet anyway) so I go down to size 3.5 and none of my shoes fit and I spend the whole damn season sloshing about with blisters and buying kids shoes I'll never wear again #yes #firstworldproblems

Went to the panto. The dame made a joke about taxes going up to pay bankers' bonuses. Dead silence. This is Tunbridge Wells, mate. We're all totally on board with that 👍

Me last wk: Hey Barclays, where's my new card I asked for a wk ago? Barclays Bank : Dunno Me: Um, that's tricky, can I have another one? Barclays Bank : No, wait till next wk Me this wk: Um hello? Barclays Bank : HAHA POSTAL STRIKE NO CARD FOR YOU Me: Til when? Barclays Bank : 🤷 WTAF?? 😭

This. I'm disgusted by this headline. BBC do better. Would you have written this if a man with children had resigned? 🤮

I don't know where else to say this but A Wounded Fawn might be the best film I've ever seen TravisStevens

Seriously, do you not get points just for *remembering* it's world book Day? The parents who do full makeup and photoshoots can just fuck off.

I'm leaving my kids with someone else overnight twice next week. Once because I'm being given an award for being a senior woman in finance. And once because I'm ringing the LSE bell for International Women's Day. Am I a hypocrite? #IWD2023 #mumguilt

Irresponsible journalism. Yes this may well be a Lehman moment but exacerbating it with inflammatory rhetoric is, markets-wise, idiotic. telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/…

Kent Police has classified rape as a 'non-emergency crime' putting it in the same category as anti-social behaviour and fraud. trib.al/7O4Nsmd

Sweet dreams, Nora Foster 😞