the problem with seeing wicked early is that i now know what cynthia’s no good deed sounds like and have to sit three whole days with that knowledge unable to stream it

They’re doing the meme

Mr. Mamdani, I'm not sure what you said to him but can you say it again next week at my family's Thanksgiving

Mamdani’s ability to keep a straight face as trump serves up soundbite after soundbite is one of the most impressive things i’ve ever seen him have

historic ‘I’m never deleting this app’ day

Happy Deleting Emails From Every Fuckin Store You've Ever Purchased Anything From Weekend!

“BEHOLD, MY MAKESHITUP-INATOR!!”

Screw it. We're bringing back the Thneed analogy

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

i actually do think i’m better than you if you use chatgpt. but it’s ok bc you can simply stop. it’s that simple bro

my hobbies include being right and knowing things

"let me ask chat gpt" me:

how it feels to love immigrants, trans people, abortions, queers, women, contraception, welfare, socialism, & fcking hate ice😭

Just to paint yall a picture of how hard they are trying to suppress votes in Texas, my new early voting location is 30 minutes from my house on a toll road. It was 6 minutes away in 2024.

.James Talarico: I've had a lot of interviews with national media. No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. No one's asked me about the cost of prescription drugs. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes. The only minority destroying this

Gonna be a big “people who don’t do politics finding out the politics still do them” week.

Felt appropriate