Hello 👋🏼 ⁦@MartinFoleyMP⁩ no one has contacted me! Been trying to speak to someone for days. I’m a Northern Beaches resident who landed in Melbourne on Monday 14th December. Can someone get in touch!

Can confirm this isn’t true ⁦The Guardian⁩ because no one has contacted me ...

Just arrived to the warmest welcome Travellers Oasis #Cairns. Thank you Helen, you're a legend

Went out for dinner, had 1 beer & 3 cocktails. Came home early to bed. Woke up with food poisoning #whatIgetforbeingsensible

That freeing moment when you realise that someone needs you more than you need them and they are holding you back.

Can't sleep - practicing the arguments I'll never have in person

I was once shoved into some beautiful coral so an idiot could get a picture of Nemo #saynotogopro lonelyplanet.com/travel-tips-an… via Lonely Planet

Waking up early: every minute spent waiting is a minute I could have been in bed

This working weekends lark is old before it's even begun #6am

We are who we are. Lotteries are stupid #House #bestquoteever

Buses should be on time. I can forgive late. Missing a bus because it left 5 mins before you arrived at the stop #unacceptable Buses North

.EE is useless! Purchased add ons to use abroad and they're not working. No troubleshooting anywhere and can't talk to anyone! #stranded

Hate doing backwards whattimetoarriveattheairport maths #FML I'll either be 4 hours early or miss my plane

Managed to lose my wallet Heathrow Airport. My Barclaycard won't let me cancel online and can't exactly call from 10,000ft #useless

So all I seem to use Twitter for is to moan about shit service. Note to self - be more interesting #Ihavefollowerstoconsider

There's a real reason I own books I haven't read: I can shop my shelves for a new read at ANY time! #TreatYourShelf

"Tap to snooze". Never have three words been so equally hated and cherished #alarm

Is it possible to read a #JackReacher novel without it sounding like a cheesy American guy in your head?

How good's Stand Up Paddle Boarding, Natalia Cooper? #9Today

Lot's of things have happened since my last tweet. Tweets got longer but I still enjoy the challenge of 120 characters #probablytheeditorinme