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I'd like McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook to explain why the company had enough money to reward its wealthy shareholders with $7.7 billion in stock buybacks, but reneged on a commitment it made to its low-wage workers to pay them at least $1-an-hour above the local minimum wage.

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We refuse to close our doors on Monday morning with zero notice to our clients as Doug Ford's Conservative Ontario provincial government has unconscionably instructed. Leaving undersupported frontline workers to scramble like this at the last minute is cruel and murderous.

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The fun part about living right now is we get to see how it ends

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I want to live in a world where LGBTQ people who want equal rights & black people who want to be safe aren't seen as equivalents to Nazis.

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CALLING ALL STUDENTS🗣 In response to the Florida shooting, there will be a nation-wide walkout held next week. Take action. Start planning with friends and classmates. Spread the word. Walkout time/date to be released by Monday the 19th.