“i’ll be productive when I get home” when I get home :

Me: These drinks taste like juice Me an hour later

born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”

feel so sorry for everyone who watched the clocks go from a cheerful 12:59 to an ominous 2AM last night in the blink of an eye who will be waking up soon hungover and afraid, having also been robbed of a precious hour of rest. it’s not right

It’s only ‘Regards’ today. There’s nothing kind about today

the matching lost marys to each outfit are fucking sending me😂😂😂

i’m just a girl

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

my goal is to have a little corner like this