I love a mf that’s patient with me because I do be trippin sometimes.

i be trying to save my money but i’m literally just a girl

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

none of the words i’m thinking of are in the bible

wtf is a honeymoon phase I will love you forever and cherish every little thing you do because you are the love of my life and nothing will change that

date idea: we buy a house and have a baby together

hey sorry i was being a bitch i always do that any time i feel like it randomly

My budget for this week is 53 cents

yeah i’m okay i’m just a little bit always worried about everything

boys shorter than 5'10 be cool asf like you know what tinkerbell i kinda like u

whatever gets her into that therapist’s office

“I love the song about your farts”

this movie ruined my entire life i don’t even wanna talk about it

she pissed me off today