6: people are thinking there's more water than land, but GUESS WHAT? Me: What? 6: There's LAND UNDER THE WATER!!! So there's really more land!

I just had to say the following to 7: If you need to touch your nuts, go upstairs or into the bathroom. You don't touch your nuts around other people!

These people who are "building a life they don't need a vacation from" do they have kids? I'm thinking that they don't have kids.

6's new thing is to try to do things with his eyes closed "in case he ever goes blind." Cause getting them ready for school was not painful enough!

Your mom jokes get WAY weirder when your kids are saying tem to each other.

This just before school morning 6 said: I love you mom. Thank You for taking such good care of us. So of you if you need me, I'll be quietly sniffling in my ca for the next 5 mins.

Why can't my children behave as well as my dogs?

I have a theory that Cheerios are actually alive, and they leap from the box and the bowl and try to run for their lives as my children try to eat them. Thus, explaining how Cheeios end up ALL OVER my house.

Last night I had a dream that my ex-husband took me to an animal sanctuary, and while we were there, he STEPPED ON A PUPPY, then joked about it. That's how I feel about my ex, like he would step on puppies on my birthday.

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My son (7) made the dog and me Valentine's.

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I was texting my husband using talk to text to tell him about some construction on the street and the fact that it was going to be a pain in the ass. My phone chose to type pain but bleep in the and ass. His response was an accidental text. The entire conversation was weird.

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Agreed! The man is a thing of legends!

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