Up and running as deputy news editor at The Sunday Times (well, yesterday, but I locked myself out of Twitter because I am an idiot). New contact details in bio - DMs open for tips and good vibes.

Speaking of fixing people, schools have started bringing in sleep coaches after noticing that loads of teens are basically nocturnal £500 sleep coaches brought in to stop pupils staying up at night thetimes.co.uk/article/noctur…

You’ll almost certainly have heard Labour talking up the messes they’ve found in office this week - caroline wheeler outlines how this is a cross-dept strategy, inclu marking anniversary of Truss entering No.10 thetimes.co.uk/article/bring-…

Been saying for ages that I thought Priti Patel was most likely next Tory leader (right wing enough for the membership, respected in the parliamentary party). Now this ConservativeHome poll puts Kemi so far out front I'm not so sure thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

Stockport is the best place to buy a house and scout for future international footballers according to this excellent dispatch from the northwest by Charlotte Ivers on Palmer/Foden/Mainoo mania

Great investigation by Gabriel Pogrund on the election campaign in Leicester South. Police now investigating leaflets, Labour's defeated Jon Ashworth says it was the most “vitriolic and intimidating” race he’s seen thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

Was pleased to offer important Grinderman insight to the picture research on this one thetimes.com/uk/arts/articl…

Nice bit of Wagatha Christie action from a restaurant owner trying to get on top of online review scammers thetimes.com/life-style/foo…

Trad wives latest: Megan Agnew explores the complicated reaction to her brilliant profile of “ballerina farm” Hannah Neeleman that went viral last week My day with the trad wife queen and what it taught me thetimes.co.uk/article/my-day…

Also in complex reactions news, Will Lloyd visited the family of the man involved in the Manchester airport stamping incident and explored how figures on the right and left have become involved thetimes.co.uk/article/video-…

Another week of Tories tearing chunks, as per. Looks like Suella might have peaked too soon thetimes.co.uk/article/kemi-b…

Last week Nick Cave, this week Metallica (rock legends, my DMs are open if you wanna be in next weeks Sunday Times for what I hope can quietly become a recurring slot) thetimes.co.uk/article/the-ch…

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