Jon Schweppe 🇺🇸

Sorry, Margaret.

Kesha, reading from the forest management safety handbook: 1. It's going down. 2. I'm yelling timber. 3. You better move! 4. You better dance. (?)

The UMSS23 organizing committee is thrilled to announce this year’s keynote speaker, Kelsey Stoyanova, Maine’s 2022 Teacher of the Year. Attend this year's UMaine Student Symposium to hear Stoyanova's address. #UMSS23

To the world we dream about... one filled with more acceptance and visibility. #TransgenderDayOfVisibility

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

plumbing tip, if anything is leaking in the bathroom it should not be classified documents.

Hey James Taylor -we were at the concert last night in Bangor and my son wants to know why you had a backhoe-can you fill us in?

This fish. This thread. Omg.

Hello - Maine??? x.com/TerryWBZ/statu…

Will the real Beatles please stand up?

this thread made me so happy this morning

The college supports the proposal to rename the English Department the “Tortured Poets Department” but only after we institute more torture - starting with the forms requesting a department name change.

Oh- hi everyone mainediscoverymuseum.org/post/maine-sci…

Causal understanding of water displacement by a Raven

Donald Trump is 78 years old. He would be the oldest person ever elected President in history. He should drop out of the race and pass the torch to someone younger.

In time, there will be Americans who didn’t witness the Jan. 6 riot firsthand but will learn about it from footage and testimony of that day, from what is written in history books and from the truth we pass on to our children. We cannot allow the truth to be lost.