I go for the big wigs - Lacy Phelps

#Comcast used to do a good job and then one day they were like nah, we don’t have to do a good job anymore. Lacy Phelps

“You will be poor, but your life will never be boring—accept it.” Jerry Saltz's advice to artists news.artnet.com/opinion/jerry-…

Dear Netflix this is total bullsh*t Absolute sh*t Sons of Anarchy DreamWorks Trolls

Actual footage of US President addressing foreign leaders that may or may not have done “the thing”

Lp1 The qb for the Washington football team was photographed at an event with no mask on... with strippers... after they lost. Lp2 Well he was obviously grieving

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“Why else would you get a dog if you don’t want to walk it?” - lacy phelps

“all you need to do is write me a check for $100,000” Lacy Phelps

“I’m starting to get a reputation... I feel like I need to work harder to live up to it” lacy phelps

“Sometimes when i’m wearing shorts I just stare at my calves cause they’re so huge” Gavin (Lacy’s 11yo nephew)

“You’d only come back to haunt me not to fight for me?” lacy phelps While watching Glitch

“I think these are genetically modified. Those are some big a$s grapes” lacy phelps

Laura: You had a pretty great year, huh? Lacy: I always have great years.

“Where do stink bugs come from? I know I already asked you this but you didn’t answer.” Lacy Phelps

“Babe, please take your candy and bounce” - lacy phelps

Yay sports

I almost got you a beanie baby - lacy phelps

He probably has low blood pressure - Lacy Phelps