he looks like he’s about to convince shrek to sign a piece of paper #bbuk

It’s officially my day to see lady gaga for the third time but I haven’t seen her for 11 YEARS I AM SO EXCITED AND NERVOUS OMGGGGG 😭😭 #mayhem #ladygaga #night1manchester

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People who shower with their tattoos on are weird as fuck

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

I gotta shower then brush my fucking teeth? What’s next, I go to fucking work? What the fuck

Is anybody going to Scarborough that wants to meet me and queue early ?? I’m going by myself because nothing stops me from seeing Johnny 🥹 #hollywoodvampires #scarborough #johnnydepp

avril lavigne was right… what the hell

My electric bill just came today, and I believe I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the Holy Spirit, and the light at the end of the tunnel!

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle as an electric vehicle and call it the Lightning Bug.

Just when you think this story can't get any better, it produces one of the best pics of all time.

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He thanked me and asked me how I knew he wasn't a serial killer. I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical

tbh men's bodies are probably so warm bc they come straight from hell

Did we do it? Did we save the daylight?

i don’t even know why boys have birthdays it’s not like they fucking grow up