snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” i cant stop thinking about this

bitches be like “merry christmas!” but are listening to beach house on christmas eve. WHO is merry bc it’s not u

My enemies are lucky Im obsessed with having a crush instead of destroying them

Tall people act like they earned it

i am currently out of office and may be slow to stun for loewe

no video has ever better encapsulated the feeling of being in office

I am no longer talk

i see God in my home girls

St. Vincent is now a 6x #GRAMMYs winner.

my statement on salad: leaves, something to be desired

Feels so wrong that someone who was 188 in 2000 is now 213

waitress said she’s spilled 2 drinks today and for reasons beyond my understanding I said “omg it’s like a spill day”

I also got a parking ticket. #FML (Frankie Muniz's Life)

I have to get on the computer and figure things out.

She will always be my goat

as this cruel world attempts to ridicule and dehumanize trans people this is such a great accomplishment. we need to continue uplifting their voices. trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️