Male improvisers & their gfs

Hanging these in my living room in case I forget

INEX HAHA LELE

There Needs To Be A Restaurant For People Who Just Want To Pet The Spinning Meat clickhole.com/there-needs-to…

This Amazon couch review is the single most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever read

This is the website my wife uses to keep me safe

Elongated Toilet

I’d like to formally apologize for the actions I took at Twitter HQ yesterday. Elon Musk I am so sorry.

The most I have ever identified with any song lyric is when Carly Rae Jepson said she’s Just Going to the Store

Finally decided on the shirt to wear to my niece’s baptism

If I tell you I’ve been ill and your response is “at least you probably lost weight” maybe fucking stop. Maybe walk into the ocean actually

bra shopping looking for both style and comfort

Look upon Michael, your new God, and despair