I’m not a huge fan of ham or Swiss cheese, but give me a quiche Lorraine and I’ll f that shit upppp

Someone rang my doorbell not once, but twice today, and my millennial heart cannot take it

The fact that it’s October 7 and it’s still 80 degrees out makes me irrationally angry

I wish going to the dentist was as easy as they make it seem on the kids tv shows

1,A,1,C

Some days I can’t believe that just 18 months ago I was going nuts triple feeding, building my supply up and now I’m trying to wean. Both starting and stopping breastfeeding is hard 😩

Every daylight savings time I always end up looking at the clock right when it changes and then I can’t go back to sleep!

It would be so cool if my body didn’t just decide to wake up every day at 4am for absolutely no reason.

My friend (she’s in western Canada) and I have this Tuesday ritual where we watch a movie at the same time and talk about it and it’s so much fun!!

The best smell on a weekend snowy morning is cinnamon rolls warming in the oven 🤤

My fairy hair from September is literally hanging on by a strand 🤣

It feels like the 90th day of January 😑

It is awful living in this country 😢

530 am is too early for 5 year old attitude

It’s kinda ridiculous how toddler rain boots are $30

I feel like we can never just get ahead with finances. Every time we think we get ahead we get hit with something and go 20 steps backwards

My kids have been awake since 4am. It’s gonna be a long ass day

My toddler hit me in the head with a curling iron yesterday and my head still hurts 🥲

something I learned from parenting is that I don't need a lot of sleep as much as i need a chunk of uninterrupted sleep. if I can get a 4-5 hour chunk, that is my functioning threshold.

Every other day is like trying to avoid a menty b and I’m not loving it