I hate when I go to somebody’s house and a dog doesn’t greet me at the door! Why don’t u have a dog?

I love my generations slang

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

When I was a staff writer at Nickelodeon, I pitched a spinoff show for Miranda Cosgrove called ICarly. Here was the original script I wrote for them

How do ppl claim they’re spiritual when they scran plastic wrapped corpses off shop shelves

Social media always tells me I have autism or an ED omg bro I just like eating with a small spoon

Is this a relatable tweet?

he does not get me

Bruh that’s my sister on columbian tv wtf

My pronouns are sar/dine

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🧵 Images that marked a milestone in history. 1. Woman cutting her birthday cake in Iran 1973, 5 years before the Islamic Revolution

we’re never getting out of the patriarchy