Still here 👀

Make mine a meal deal. adidas UK GLITCH taking over the takeaway 🔥🍗🍟⚽️ Thanks to the @irisworldwide crew for a wicked night out.

.adidas turned a London fried chicken spot into a takeaway joint for its "Glitch" shoes. adage.com/creativity/wor…

Today’s commute: original 🚂 delayed, then becomes full of 👫 from other cancelled trains, make reserved💺 obsolete then the air con breaks. Monday, y u so cruel?

Solo Mule = when you turn up at the wrong Soho House, but push on & have a drink by yourself.

“You can divorce your husband, but you can’t divorce your lead investor.” @SimonYoxall is safe for now. I don’t have a US bank account, he is both.

🎥Already waiting for new #HashtagAcademy content? The first extra vid from the #Glitch19 team has dropped on the adidas Glitch app! Check it out here (remember you need the app to vote later in the series): bit.ly/2K3NUEW

For over a million OAP in the UK, TV is their main form of company. It’s their constant companion & central to their lives. Please join me & sign this #petition to save free TV for over 75s. #SwitchedOff bit.ly/2KDZm8g

Wedding planning. @SimonYoxall has requested a colour scheme of white, yellow & blue.. #LUFC

On hold for 28 minutes waiting for TfL. Have been told they appreciate my patience a total of 25 times so far. I'm not a saint u guiz HURRY UPPPPPWG`JOH;o2rbjnGW:~rb

Hi Sixt UK, I've sent three messages to [email protected] over the last week & not had any response. Any chance you could give the team a nudge, please?

"Turn it dowwwwn, we're right near high school!" My 14yo self feels this so hard.

Keep an eye out, London folk! #grandadroy

And for anyone still following me while I seem to exclusively use Twitter for complaints 😅 Had a lovely time getting out of NYC for a minute. Catskills: A++

Happiest of birthdays to the girl who spent her special day teaching you how to ski 😘🎿 Thank you… instagram.com/p/Bdwu9zEho7i/