bandersnatch: frosties or sugar puffs me: ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ????????? ?????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ????????? ?????????????????? ??????????????????????????? bandersnatch: chop up the body or bury it me: chop it

Crumpets or cereal???

u people that don’t like taking pictures will realise you’re only playing yourselves when you’re 60+ with nothing to look back at. even if you think you’re ugly take pics fam x

This is Kishi. She called dibs on that chair five years ago and they’re still in effect today. Her tail is a little longer but it looks like she’s wearing the same socks. 12/10

this is so hard to post but these are just the spots on my arm. eczema fucking sucks. it’s embarrassing. you feel like you can’t walk around exposing your skin because someone decides to make a comment about it. but if I can help one person feel like they’re not alone, then here

Billy enjoyed his Easter egg today 🐣 (yes it is dog friendly)

This is Oatie. He was about to eat the flower but stopped himself. He’s too old for such churlishness. 12/10 a self control king

Employers do not care about you. Do not work/stress yourself to death because they’ll replace you before you’re in the ground. Take your sick/vacation days. Call out. Leave early. Real life is happening outside. It’s just a job.

HELP TO BUY ISA EXPLAINED 🏡 (Why you should get one even if you’re not ready to buy your first house yet) THREAD BELOW 👇🏾

I wish girls had something like the xbox (but not xbox) that we can play for 12 hours straight and talk to eachother on and ignore the boys and thrive in isolation together

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

blessings in disguise.

know when it’s time to leave.