grandma woke up and chose violence

a relationship should be 50/50 i don't make sense when i speak and you have to guess what the fuck i meant

maior das verdades

saudades mm é das noites de verão

“if you need me call me” Also me:

eish custa bue ver o meu cão sem orelha

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

everyone needs to see this baby listening to mac miller for the first time 🥺

I’m stuck between “you need to save money” and “you only live once”

it's not a secret, it's just not your business

□ solteira □ disponível ✅ preocupada constantemente com o meu futuro

um homem no ginásio acabou de me dizer que me dava 100€ se ele pudesse beijar o meu corpo durante 30 min, estou a tremer e a conter me pra não chorar

nah cause sometimes i be getting mad for no reason i need to relax