Why didn't anyone say, "Pence, check your fly."?

Looks like my future.

Do we really think Trump is golfing, or sneaking out of the country?

We did it, Joe Biden.

I think the Trump base protesting are actually chanting, "Four More Beers!".

Not sure watching The Stand during a pandemic is such a good idea.

Merry Christmas!

Happy New Year!

Worried about Vanilla Isis rioting at the Inauguration? Change the location at the last minute, to someplace obscure. You know men will never ask for directions.

Bailey, you were the best dog. I will miss you.

Type in your name in the gifs. The third gif is of you when you’re drunk.

Texas-The Darwin State

Time to get hearing checked. Thought doctor said I had a massive brain. Turns out she said “a mass in brain”. No worries. Benign and treatable.

Second shot done.

Who knew finding a benign mass in my head would be the best thing to happen. Meds relieved a fatigue that kept me inactive for 5 years. Mass in best place to do no harm. Squatter can hang out as long as it behaves. I can get back to an active life. Starting slow.

One more day and fully vaccinated!

Got my first haircut in over a year.

I’m ready.