Jordan Pickford before penalties.

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 The rioters last night were not concerned locals, they were fascists from elsewhere who left on trains once they’d finished terrorising a grieving community. The only way to stop this happening again is to throw the book at them.

Just imagine being this confidently stupid…

These fucking morons on the streets aren’t ‘rising up’ because they have a political view, they couldn’t spell ‘politics’. They’re not even doing it because they’re angry, look at them.. they’re having a great time. Thuggery and violence is their hobby, their sport. Pure scum.

‘Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid…’ #queen

This is my favourite story of the year so far. The audacity…😂

Happy Autumn Equinox! It's the first day of autumn, when day and night will be roughly equal length. The days will get shorter, the nights will get longer, and all coffee will be pumpkin spiced. Farewell summer, hello spooky season... 🍂🎃 #autumnequinox #autumn

Remember when we all lost our minds over the bread lion? #GBBO

Have asked my husband if he’s impressed with my buns in a Slovakian accent about 10 times since Bake Off finished approximately 3 minutes ago #gbbo

Every year on my birthday I tweet Danny Dyer asking for a birthday shoutout but he never replies and doesn’t appear to be on here anymore, so this year I’m trying another one of my heroes @ReeceShearsmith - 38 today Reece, show me the love 🙏

Once again missed the #northernlights because I was obliviously inside watching Netflix 🤦🏻‍♀️

James Corden says he will return to the UK if Donald Trump wins the election. Americans, I beg you.

Hands down the best moment in British TV history, still gives me goosebumps #timdawn

Kingfisher is Bob Mortimer, calling it now #MaskedSingerUK

Exceptional service from HelloFresh UK - failing to send the peppers for our stuffed peppers meal. Kind of an integral ingredient I would have thought 🤦🏻‍♀️

This guy Andy is a major douche #Gladiators

Well Sabrina was an awkward watch with my almost 13 year old 😳 #watershedwho #brits2025

Ended Easter Sunday with an epic kitchen disco to Shine Jesus Shine. Perf 🙏

What the hell just happened is that I put Netflix on because this is shit #Eurovision

The moment they’ve been waiting for 🍾 #TheVanarama | Scunthorpe United FC