Laura Masessa (@lauraaamasessa) 's Twitter Profile
Laura Masessa

@lauraaamasessa

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calendar_today30-03-2009 00:29:05

4,4K Tweet

152 Followers

151 Following

ellie schnitt! (@holy_schnitt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I haven’t looked at my bank account in 2 weeks..I honestly just don’t want to know bc i’ve done some damage lately and I know if I look it will hurt my feelings

Nikki Glaser (@nikkiglaser) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Until VERY recently, I thought the lyrics were “Gonna take my horse to the hotel room/Gonna ride til i can’t no more.” I’m like how is everyone cool with this guy fucking his horse? To be clear, I said nothing. Just bopped my head along to my new fav song about horse fuckin

Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fuckboys have roamed the earth since the beginning of time. I believe the first fuckboy was the velociraptor. They travel in packs and make really annoying noises and try to overcompensate all the time because they are the size of a large chicken.

Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I succumb to peer pressure so easily. All you have to do is ask me a second time and slightly raise your voice in a stern tone and I’ll give you my first child.

Thomas Dugas (@thomasfdugas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Top 10 girl orders: 1. Vodka Cran 2. “Something good” 3. Vodka sprite 4. Vodka soda with a splash of cran 5. Vodka water with 17 limes 6. “What do you like” 7. “Something strong but sweet” 8. Vodka sour 9. Tequila sunrise 10. “A water for my friend”

the wicked witch of the east bro (@kpfeffss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I need to stop starting Netflix series with boys I date cause now people are like “have you seen stranger things” and I’m like no because John decided he was too busy for a relationship