All Gas. No Brakes. #RepBX

allow yourself to rest, taurus.

You know I like someone when I just want to buy them everything

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AF

So has noticed the blatant removal of scenes within SUITS....!?

“Trump did not start a war. He enforced the warrant. This man dropped bombs at 2am. He captured the president and his wife at 3am. He had a press conference at 11am, and he was running Venezuela by 12pm. That’s what you call a boss, baby! Donald Trump is really HIM!” THIS!!🔥👇🏼

Please tell me there is a Venezuelan liberation parade in NYC under mandami

gasolina played and i just about died thinking he was bringing out daddy yankee

woke up cuz i needed to pee the FUCK u mean WW3 boutta start

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

When you keep your mouth shut but your face has subtitles :

not only is it not friday, it’s not even thursday

2016 the world we effected by a primate (RIP Harambe) and now in 2026 we are all effected by another primate (we love you Punch)

Pollen allergies are the result of too many male trees and not enough female trees. So once again, men.

post & delete is one thing, but do you ever be typing a tweet and mid sentence just be like nah i need to shut tf up 😂😂😂😂

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

If only teleportation was a real thing.

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life