Dr: "So this is her chest X ray. What do you think?" Me: "It looks OK aside from the masses at the bottom of lungs." Dr: "2 huge masses on a woman's chest? What do you think they are?" Me: "They could be tumours but its bilateral so-". Dr: "Those are her breasts, Zayd" Me: "Oh"

Reminiscing about the time I was on one of my first on-call shifts as an F1 and the lab called about a K+ of 6.8. I ran to the ward and entered the side room of the patient in question and shouted “stop eating that banana” whilst they still had it in their mouth. #MedTwitter

KPS are looking for new committee members to join the 2021-2022 committee! Simply visit the SU website, nominate yourself and submit a manifesto explaining why you would be a good fit for the role! Available roles: 1. Treasurer 2. Y3 Rep 3. Y2 Rep DEADLINE: TUESDAY 1ST JUNE

Congrats to all the great fifth years in the year above who have just finished their final ever med school OSCEs! So amazed by them all and can’t wait to see the wonderful things they achieve in their careers!🤩

And the elective begins Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children here I come. (Slightly terrified)

"this is very complex, you need a PhD to speak about this"

People say Sir Keir is out of touch with the common man, but this triptych is about the most relatable thing I have ever seen

Here’s What Farms Do to Cows Who No Longer Produce Milk mercyforanimals.org/blog/heres-wha…

New Report: Meat Industry Linked to Increased Air-Pollution Deaths mercyforanimals.org/blog/meat-indu…

antisemitism is not an appropriate response to being anti-israel. islamaphobia is not appropriate to being anti-palestine. happy shavuot to my jewish friends. happy eid just gone to my muslim friends.

Audit of On Call Supervision: An OGBY Cappuccini Test iPoster all officially submitted to the RCOG World Congress 2021! A year in the making and a lot of very patient on call registrars and consultants answering our bleeps and questions! #rcog #worldcongress #OBGY

Half of medicine sounds like it’s straight out of the mouth of J.K Rowling or Tolkien Exhibit A: Necrobiosis Lipoidica Diabeticorum

Med school finals are done and I actually can’t believe it 🤩 Let’s just hope no second round in august!

In light of the current NHS Doctor pay discussions, now might be the time to say that I am currently being paid considerably more per hour as an “unqualified covid vaccinator” than I will as an FY1 doctor. The government has the money….

2021 is a former nurse seemingly calling for doctors and nurses to be hung, in front of thousands of people in trafalgar square. The crime? Volunteering to give a life saving vaccine

Terrifying that people who have given their absolute all over the last few months have been insulted by only a 3% pay rise and are now being compared to culprits responsible for the atrocities committed under Nazi regime. What is society coming to?

Join Keele Paediatrics Society for our National Paediatric Revision Series 2021-22! We are kick starting the academic year with Paeds Gastroenterology next Wednesday (13th October) in Microsoft teams! Just follow the link! teams.microsoft.com/l/meetup-join/…

This looks fantastic! Brilliant initiative by Keele Paediatrics Society & Lauren Frame who’ve been working hard to further improve Paeds education 🌟 Themed-monthly revision sessions of all your key topics for those learning/new to Paediatrics - and they are free! Follow below & join 😊

KPS Paediatric Gastro Revision session kicking off in 20 minutes! Come join us via this link for a great evening detailing common exam topics! #medtwitter #medicine #finals #medexams #medicalexams #medicalschool #KPS teams.microsoft.com/l/meetup-join/…

Shoutout to the cool anaesthetic reg who hyped up every menial task I performed in theatre (passing the cannula dressing, helping the patient with their headphones etc) by quietly saying “ah another life saved” 😂