Me every time they explain the rules of a mission #TheTraitors

One of the more unique finishes you will see... Mihailo Ivanovic scores for Millwall after heading in a rolling ball. #FACup

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

Mike Diplockre Men did not love Exeter because she was filled with railway stations. She was filled with railway stations because she was loved.

Yet again, well done to those who paid good money to go and watch the best darts players in the world put on a show and actively contributed to them not delivering their absolute best by whistling. Really clever, that. There is no way you can be a fan of the sport if you do that.

Awful sound mixing on Eurosport when swapping from commentary to audience... Had to switch over to the BBC red button coverage #WelshOpen

I'm a culinary genius. That's the post. #pizza #hotcrossbun

Hello Daewoo Electricals! I just wondered if you knew where I could source a fridge door shelf for a erf-384mn? I've looked and looked and I'm struggling! Many thanks 🤞🙏

Don't be booing your goalscorer! #SHULEE

James Page Andyunited99 Far more likely that mates like you kept him going for a lot longer than he would’ve imagined possible. Don’t think on it

Fesshole🧻 I have a handful of photos to remind me. Keep filming. Absolutely don’t stop. Do inappropriate things to make him laugh. Whatever it takes.

Is there a way of changing my notifications on BBC News so that I only get genuine 'breaking news' alerts? My amygdala is in overdrive, man.

And most importantly: 
Ask who benefits from your outrage. If something makes you instantly angry at a group of people, it’s worth pausing and digging deeper. Outrage is a currency and someone’s cashing in….. 19/22

Have Doherty and Virgo not seen the interview where Mark Williams explains that he deliberately goes 'the wrong side' of the blue sometimes? #WorldSnookerChampionship

#stuntbunny

My previously bonded rabbits have turned against each other since the second one has been spayed. We have kept them apart for about 3 weeks now. Tried a brief meeting today which resulted in a big scuffle as the pic shows. Is it possible they'll never re-bond? Please help 🙏😔

The timing of that “aspinall can I date your daughter sign” #WorldDartsChampionship

If I had drunk idiots booing me at my work when I was 18 i’d be saying much worse than ‘thank you’ He’s got every right to give them a bit back