Everything rotten in Britain stems from this period. Everything. Landlord rents. Shit in the rivers. Zero work hours. No British industry. Gas, electric bills through the roof, No affordable housing. All of it.

🤩 This has been seen FIVE MILLION times, which - quite frankly - is batshit. Thank you.x #ThankYouTories

I had planned to go to see Napoleon this week (the film, not the dead Corsican obvs), but there seems to be a social media kerfuffle about the historicity (sic, probably) of the film. Difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff. Is it as terrible as some people are saying?

Laura Trott does the head to one side thing. I imagine she thinks it portrays good listening skills and empathy. In fact she looks like a Spaniel trying to understand how a fucking tin opener works. #bbcbreakfast #r4today #gmb #lbc

Dear the ECB, No County Championship games between 3rd July and 23rd August? You can fuck right off. Yours unfaithfully Miffed of High Wycombe

Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lid, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, and all other stores that have self checkout. You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now. The lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone. I didn't choose to participate in that

In stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

⁦@carlclare⁩ On display at the Oxfam where I work. I assume you already have it.

A few weeks ago I had a frightening time with some migrants. They took me into a theatre, one of them administered drops to freeze my eye, one of them plunged instruments into my eye and whirled them around whilst I watched, helpless, and one of them held my hand during the whole

We’re basically fucked. The leaders of the industrialised world are too greedy, selfish, old, stupid, cowardly (or all of the above) to do what needs to be done. I’m 60. I *might* just miss the worst of it, but anyone younger is cursed to die an early death.

Lovely Twitter RPG people. I picked up a copy of the First Responders supplement for Cypher system. I think the genre would work well with non-gamers but Cypher as written might be a tad overwhelming for newbies. Is there a QuickStart or light version of it?

The Daily Mail has started a campaign to get books banned in schools. If you would rather see The Daily Mail banned from the UK, give this a RT. I followback

Suella Braverman "I don't know what that was all about." "It was a spoof, that's going to go viral now." Make it viral.

Not sure what Mellon said at half time, but Latics totally different after the break. Their big 9 headed straight at Hudson with a free header but it was all one way traffic after that. Nice finishes.

Missed 1970’s sitcom opportunity VAT inspector working undercover in Indian restaurants “Aloo Aloo”

Jeremy Hunt "I don’t think people at home are remotely interested in personal tax affairs." Hunt is commenting about his own and Rishi Sunak's tax dodging. I call him a Lying **** If you are interested RT.

All being well, this is my last New Year’s Eve in the U.K. after returning 5 years ago when my dad was diagnosed with cancer. That rolled into mum’s diagnosis and 5 very difficult years all said. As an Irishman who was brought up in the U.K. I’m hugely fond of the British.

Today is probably it for me on the old Twitter. I will miss it and all of you, but the picture sums up the last straw. Elon Musk if your plan was to shoo away people with moderate polite opinions then well played sir, well played.

Finally deleted Shitter from my phone. Will log in via tin can and string every Preston Guild.