did we really let katy perry begin a song with the words do you ever feel like a plastic bag

I’m anxious and my boobs hurt. like so bad and for why

hour long lunch at shitty side job is just…mm. chef kiss.

my will to live is being single-handedly maintained by the existence of top ramen

it’s not the parody’s fault that you’re too stupid to get it

men who play devil's advocate in arguments where they have no stake in the topic and can remain calm while the other person gets emotional and then think they have won should be sent to space

transmedicalists block me challenge

when I tweeted about amandla stenberg using they/them pronouns (now she/they) and everyone cancelled me for “outing” them LMAO

I know that privacy at school is a fine line to walk. I am not a teacher, and I cannot speak for them. But I can say that the transphobic 'what if the school is transitioning your child!' fearmongering is silly. Teachers respecting students' autonomy is life saving!

I’m gonna start dropping the fact that I don’t remember 9/11 into every conversation from now on this can’t keep happening to me

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

when I’m sitting in the break room and the motion lights go off 🥰🥰

tentative plans to see @twinkishpenguin again are forming…😈

something I still think about from time to time is when I started playing league of legends I was so disappointed to find out that every single cool thing my bf at the time had put into our dnd campaign was ripped wholesale from different pieces of LoL lore

You won't guess what this is in reply to

Ok and??