Get your stufuza uvale umlomo 💯🤫🔥

The non-original Oros flavors are such a vibe. Last month I was trying the pineapple oros, this month it’s the mango. Semnandi. Much better than the original.

One sibling will attend the burials of all their siblings, and one sibling will not have any sibling at their burial 🥺.

Related but unrelated. Malcom Gladwell, in Outliers, spoke about a hidden privilege among rich kids is their ability to advocate for themselves, ask for what they want and they don’t fear authority. Privilege allows you to be daring and bet on yourself.

There was no reason for Elon to change the name of this app. None. None at all. I miss that blue birdy interface. Silapha ke ngoku.🥺

Guardian of Spiritual Truth.

When it comes to human relationships, extending grace is a must. If not it’ll be broken relationship after broken relationship and you’ll just be filled with anger and resentment. Let (the small) things go.

I know after seeing him dance MJ style in that clip that was once shared lana kutsi umtfwana can dance proper. Tell me why he was down playing his stellar dance moves at that banquet in Ghana?🤭

Professor- University of Kalawa Jazzmee is 15 years old. Still a jam.

11:11 🕯️ Umendo for nina bantase…🤍

Batsi mosi akahambi LaZumZum, why is Zwemathi insisting on the narrative of fleeing? 💀

No alcohol, no sugar, cut off bread ne rice, loads of water, probiotics, add fibre and take walks everyday👍🏾

Why is this the first thing I see when I open this app this evening?💀

Here's a template guys. This one thinks he's special.

Because it’s our turn to be adults, we have lost the Agony Aunt era, tsine asisakhoni kubhalela Sis Dolly? 🥺 We are losing recipes 🤞🏾

The founders of the United States found tribes of people living in the Americas. Conquest and colonization quests sent them there where they declared themselves free from where they came from. It will always be the audacity of whiteness for me. 4 July ke bahlali.

Women are charming neh? I like being charmed by my gender 🤭 I was looking for something at the aisle at Clicks and the assistant greeted me so nicely and said “how can I help you, ngiyayibona this pretty face is looking for something lana?” Ndim le pretty face guys?😂🤭 Charmed!

Ngihlale ngisho mine kutsi ngichazwa lite shem, I am not complicated! What complicated is people overlooking the simplicity of how I get chazekard🤗

I have experienced two lives performances by him at the Jazz Gallery. He really makes magic🩵👌🏾

So basically if you are based in Nigeria and had to travel internationally, you had to carry cash?