...the fuck did he miss while he was gone??

// i really need to use this account tbh

Good heavens! How long was I out for?

WH-

... Do I even need to say anything?

Too bad, I'll answer it anyway just to spite you.

( Feigns a scoff. ) How rude!

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Greetings! I... have not been around for quite a while. Have I missed anything?

The more things change, the more they stay the same, I see...

// hiiii guys, how are things?

"Good heavens!"

// debating what to do with this account. Anybody still around?

PLAY CASTLEVANIA, IT'S LEGITIMATE THE PERFECT TIME TO GET INTO THE SERIES THAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON!! IDC IF ITS CLASSICVANIA OR METROIDVANIA!!!

Hackers recently exposed parts of Discord's age verification system by discovering that the frontend code for their partner Persona was publicly accessible on the open internet. This revealed details on how facial age estimation and ID verification are integrated. “Persona's

// Hmm, there may be a chance I may come back to my CV accounts again

discord’s age verification vendor Persona just got hacked. openAI + US government + persona have been running identity surveillance since nov 2023 anyone who verified age on discord is now traceable. nothing is private anymore. vmfunc.re/blog/persona

AT THE MOMENT Discord HAS ENDED ITS PARTNERSHIP WITH PERSONA, INFO HAS BEEN DELETED AND AGE VERIFICATION HAS BEEN HALTED FOR THE MOMENT, DISCORD SAYS IT WILL KEEP US UPDATED IF THIS CHANGES, WE WON. (for now)

why do castlevania adaptations love putting "political commentary" in the narrative but never have the balls to adapt any of the morris era games be it bloodlines or portrait of ruin