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Never read 7 Habits of Highly Successful People, but I assume it boils down to just don't fucking sleep. #OrAmIDoingItWrong

"I'm in love with a girl...I just don't know if I've met her yet." #FriendZonePickupLines

Ever mistakenly put "unnecessary" quotes?

Procrastination is like...it's like... fuck it. I'll think of a simile in the morning.

637 unlistened podcasts. I think iTunes is judging me.

#LifeofPiPoster We need a poster. Boat, check. Kid, check. Tiger, check. Nice work everybody. twitpic.com/ak7slu

Vodka! Rock Band 2!...Man, even being WHITE TRASH is awesome in the 1st world! OK, now I've bummed myself out. #SorryUganda

Take THAT, Bane! #ArkhamCityLiveTweet

If this house weren't empty, I probably wouldn't have been able to sing Losing My Religion for a half hour in silly voices, huh?

People often told me "Be careful what you do. Don't go around breakin' young girls' hearts". More focus should have been put on fire safety.

Damn the man! Save the Daleks!

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Because you watched "Flight": ..."Soul Plane". Thank you, Netflix.

Excited to check out #onomusical tonight! Will it be as great as everyone is claiming?!? (yes. I'm betting yes.)

We're talking about our Toronto Fringe show today with Todd S on Sirius XM. Channel 168 at 4:45 PM! #Fringe2016 #DrakeAtFringe

WHHAAATT??!! YES! x.com/niceguyscomedy…

Loving Canadian Comedy! #TheBeaverton