massive attack mezzanine is real pussy eating music

happy rise from the dead day <3

⚠️⚠️⚠️ IT'S HAPPENING ⚠️⚠️⚠️ –Q

Bunching her hair up into a ponytail and spoon feeding her mouthfuls of her bowl in the middle of chipotle while I say “good girl” after every bite..

in the shower drinking a full carton of milk with my gf

ive been shopping at sainsburys for 42 years, isn’t that pathetic?

zionism but make it transgender

addicted to sucking on her bush

my grandad was protestant and my grandma was catholic so as you can probably guess my mother was molested

bedrot and cum sunday

i identify as gen x

when i lived in an english flat and would do copious amounts of witchcraft with rebecca, each time we started (no matter how silent) the next door’s newborn would scream bloody murder without fail

had a nightmare my wife was jerking off to the mona lisa

when rebecca first came to the US , we were at a botox & injectables clinic and she wholeheartedly asked the nurse “do you take medicare?”

bottle feeding my 100lb pitbull

knocked tf owt

“i’ll break those fucking ankles, you won’t be able to step a foot out of this house-” “-i love it when you sweet talk me”

the waterbuffalo demands authenticity

the wife’s been working on a new LLM, Unconsentual-1