just got overwhelmed by the size of the glass of water I had poured myself and said to the closest plant "we'll share"

the academy of public health has developed a toolkit for paediatric trainees to enhance knowledge in health promotion and illness prevention.... London Paediatrics Jonathan Round portal.e-lfh.org.uk/Component/Deta…

Wait, you’re telling me the transphobic culture war is stoked by a small number of people and doesn’t reflect the views of the population as a whole??? Makes ya wonder why all those stories in the newspapers pretend otherwise 🤔 ah well im sure its nothing

He's having so much fun! x.com/MayorofLondon/…

I'm always complaining about my husband not closing cupboard doors or drawers and then everyone goes YEAH MY HUSBAND TOO. any wives out there constantly leaving doors open? It can't be a male female thing?

Summer is here! This water didn't seem clean.

Gilmore chat! Ffffffffffffffffffashion. Season 4 Rory dresses so badly. Was it on purpose cos she's so lost and lame? #GilmoreGirls #Gilmoreguys

On Gilmore girls they're always getting tacos. Why can't I just go get tacos whenever I fancy?

I'm in a room alone for the first time since judey came home from hospital 5 months ago

Wow!

Oh the horror of noting at the beginning of an episode of grand designs that it was 2017 when Kevin first met the house builders. WHAT WENT WRONG

Grimsby council tip. Majestic.

I just don't know what to do with myself cos I've started real housewives of salt lake city and i need someone to talk to about it.

JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE TO WHICB I SAY GET WELL SOON. This makes no sense. #rhoslc

I was raised Mormon, now I'm raising a glass of champagne! #rhoslc

When I binge old seasons of real housewives I feel like a time traveler cos I can Google what's happening present day and see into the future. I feel so powerful. #RealHousewives

I might just change my Twitter account that I've used 5 times in 6 years into a team housewives commentary account. Apart from I have nothing interesting to say.

Ok well I actually love Lisa Barlow and it seems like I'm in the minority. SO CHIC. I ALSO LOVE DORIT.