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Lars Dorland

@larsdorland

A curious disciple of Jesus. Husband and father. Pastor (SDA). Lives in Norway. Podcaster and author ('Jesus er Konge'). INTP.

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I've been happy with my Fitbit watch, but now I can't use the "fitbit wallet" anymore. My account doesn't work with the "Google wallet" that all Fitbit users now have to use. My smartwatch is losing cool features because of Google. Stop this nonsense Google Fitbit Support

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OK, my reason is that I am not an American citizen, but I wouldn't hesitate if I were. I would vote for any Democrat just to avoid the madness on the other side. For me, the question has been a no-brainer for years.

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Dear Christian, Stop feeding the outrage machine and feed the hungry. Stop defending your doctrine and defend the oppressed. Stop serving your ideologies and serve the poor. Stop loving conspiracy theories and love your neighbors.

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The ocean is shrouded in mystery. It covers about 71% of the Earth’s surface, yet we know very little about it when you consider how vast it is - A Thread 1. This fisherman with a deep sea Wolf Eel

The ocean is shrouded in mystery. It covers about 71% of the Earth’s surface, yet we know very little about it when you consider how vast it is - A Thread 

1. This fisherman with a deep sea Wolf Eel
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Dear fellow Christians. Stop complaining about the Olympics. Stop sharing that picture. I don't care what was intended with it. It doesn't affect you, really. You're embarrassing the rest of us. Christ is Lord, so just move on to better things now.

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I remember being a child at school and so many kids were laughing at the bully's insults. As I grew older, I realized the kids didn't actually think it was funny. They were afraid. They wanted to capitalize on it. They chose a side. They didn't want to be the next target.

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One of Trump's insults against Kamala Harris is that she laughs ("Laughin' Kamala"). It's true. It's almost as if she's a personable, approachable, social human being, the kind of person many of us would actually enjoy hanging out with. Imagine having such a character in charge!

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Gus is proud of his dad, he loves him and he doesn't mind showing it in public. Any young man who displays such raw emotions publically should be commended. We don't see this often enough. You're a decent man, Gus, just like your dad.

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No Biblical author suggests that women can't be spiritual leaders, preachers or teachers, based on their being women. It's one of those things that you will see in strands of Christianity today, but it just wasn't a view held by the first generation of Christians.

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The chapter where Boromir tries to take the Ring from Frodo, may be one of my favorite pieces of fiction of all time. Hearing it again (audiobook), I had to sit down for a while and just take it in. It's. Just. So. Brilliant. ❤️ #jrrtolkien #thelordoftherings

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In my experience, a post on X will not generate any engagement compared with a post on Facebook, which will usually start some conversation. This platform is not really for its average users, but for celebrities with many followers. Few, if anybody, will be reading this.

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Trump is constantly trying to sell you stuff, most recently a Trump Bible. With his name on it, next to Matthew and Luke. Who does that? If you saw it on SNL, you'd say it's going to far. But it's real.

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No. No, you have not. You have not written a single book. You're not an author, Tom. You may be a prompter, it's not the same. (these ridiculous ads for AI tools are so crazy).

No. No, you have not. You have not written a single book. You're not an author, Tom. You may be a prompter, it's not the same. (these ridiculous ads for AI tools are so crazy).
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Dear Americans.. How can it be a close race? It doesn't make sense. We've all seen he's a racist, a bully, a fool, a conman, a fascist, a narcissist. He brags about assaulting women. He lies constantly. He's convicted of fraud. He encourages violence. How can it be a close race?!

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One of Epstein's buddies gets cut off and kicked out... I suggest something like this should happen to all of them. bbc.com/news/articles/…