Some people don’t understand my friend who speaks ASL because of his heavy accent.

I like watching the Oscars like a big compilation of trailers for movies I’ve never seen.

A Korean animated short film about a handicapped African American gay man trying to make motion pictures in Germany during World War II would win the ultimate Oscar ending them forever. Unless Glenn Close is in it.

Remember when all those girls used to show off by singing like Britany Spears? 😂 Anyway, laters.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CPlfpUdMsaa/…

Candace Owens ain’t think this one through before she pressed “tweet” huh? Candace Owens you exposing them conservative contradictions huh?

JULY 7th I TURN 40! For my birthday I’d like you to post a photo of us together, of photo of you in my merch, share a story about your favorite memory of us, or all of the above! In the comments, tag me in a new post or story. Let’s share some memories!

Love my good friend Mario Salazar !

Sharing for bff Larry Garza as he fights both cancer AND OnlyFans dropping his extremely specific and time-sensitive fetish page 🙏❤️ gofundme.com/f/the-garzas-v…

Antivaxxers with kids who believe in Santa Claus

Silver shamrock button ups are back!

You have to watch... @creepycompany

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Human remains confirmed to be those of Brian Laundrie. Investigators also found a backpack near the remains while they were searching the Carlton Reserve in North Port. JanSport Built better, lasts longer.

Twitter, to me, feels like I’m screaming into an abyss very few people hear. Do you hear me?

Thank you to News 4 WOAI Today and Robert Price for featuring me. Be sure to get your tickets to my roast at LoLSanAntonio.com news4sanantonio.com/news/local/die…

VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock

This doesn’t open the door for pussy-whooped idiots to charge the stage when your entangled lover lets her Tupac locks get tangled. Thicken your skin Alopecia. #Oscars