To the residents of Arizona outside the Valley... Screw you, Monsoon Hogs.

Kari Lake Lostich

We endure Hell on Earth for 30 days and manage to survive 110F+ every day. And then July 31st rolls in and screws up our record. August, you can just STFU

Quit relying on your "Gaydar." It's often wrong. When I was younger, I thought I could ID gay folks with 100% accuracy. Wrong. And now that I'm a little older, I realize it's none of my goddamn business anyway. Like or dislike the person, not what they do with their genitals.

Trump responds to latest indictments: "President Trump has always followed the law and the Constitution, with advice from many highly accomplished attorneys,"

Thoughts and Prayers to my wife who is still a teacher and begins three days of Professional Development training today. My teacher buddies here know exactly why she needs T&P.

Parents: Your kids are heading back to school. The biggest indicator of success in school (and life) is literacy. The biggest way to improve literacy is to read to younger kids, and when they're older, sit in the same room and read. It can be a lot of fun: youtu.be/Yskf94MYM1I

Mother Nature: We love you, but if you don't put a half-inch of rain in my yard by this weekend, I'm gonna need to talk to your manager. #WorstMonsoonEver

PD update. My wife's icebreaker today was each team had to perform a dance. JFC. There's a special place in Hell for teachers/admin/coaches who come up with this shit. They'll be put in a special cave deep in Hades and do icebreakers for all eternity.

This'll lift your mood. What a stupid MFer. Dog dies, man arrested after experiencing heat-related issues on Piestewa Peak trail abc15.com/news/region-ph…

Kari says people don't wander onto a hiking trail when it's 115F and die from heat. Clearly, they're on meth. This a whole next-level stupid.

I can't understand all the gatekeeping I see on the internet regarding people who put pineapple on their pizza. I don't even particularly like it, but my grandson does and he likes to share. If you don't like it, don't eat it. Don't demand that no one else is allowed to enjoy it

I've been looking all over and can't find any videos of armed, jackbooted, body-armored Antifa groups who attacked bikers at the Sturgis rally. It's almost like someone made all that shit up.

So unsurprising. Florida Proud Boy member scheduled for sentencing in Jan 6. case is now missing nbcnews.com/politics/justi… via @nbcnews

Germany--where the bread with your brat is really mostly a handle so you can stuff the sausage into your face, and finally eat the middle.

Got the A/C fixed. After three or four days of barely sleeping due to the heat and by hardwired insomnia, I took a little nap that lasted around five hours. It was weird that I could walk like a normal human, had a reasonable appetite, just from some sweet REM sleep.

Ginger is happy it's #NationalDogDay

What zero students and few parents know. If a teacher's name appears on graffiti in a bathroom or some random wall, we photograph it and send it to all our friends. They're usually hilarious. The best I've seen came out of the girl's PE locker room, "Mrs. S has a penis."

The only remedy is to vote for people you believe are qualified for the job. The problem is seniority brings power and therefore money to your state. So people vote for old farts for decades, just to get that sweet cash flowing into their state/district.