Me: -says something annoying- Husband: -throws seventeen throw pillows at me- #marriedlife

That's the second time this week I've woken up thinking it's Saturday. Not cool, brain. NOT COOL.

Dear Boston Weather, #MakeUpYourMindGirl

Painting my face/practicing stage makeup. Can't believe my first acro performance is in 8 days!

Why was this not a thing when I was a student?!! Wellesley College #classof2014 x.com/wellesleyfresh…

Sometimes, you just gotta wear a bow tie. #acappellafashion instagram.com/p/BSSXOM7jzdu/

He's using my book as a pillow. #cat #ferrantefever (#FURrentefever??) instagram.com/p/BSho-VJjPU1/

At my first #NEDRAcon2017! Learning a lot and obviously excited to dig into this cake. @… instagram.com/p/BTZPmzODiR0/

As it turns out, there is such a thing as "too much ice cream."

Me: Ugh why haven't I accomplished all my dreams yet Also me: -lays in bed on phone for hours-

Me at 15 on roller coaster: AGAIN AGAIN! :D Me now on roller coaster: *screams bloody murder, thinks about mortality* Did I just wet myself?

Why are there so many books that I want to read?! Why? Why can't I read faster?

For some reason I’m convinced if I only had a “morning routine” all my problems would be solved.

Our true colors are #ZeddsNetwork Guy Farias Donald Bahi

Me when I first start looking at a Rothko: What’s the big deal lol Three seconds later... ...What the %@&#...

Would you rather: a) give up bacon forever, or b) put pumpkin spice on everything? #AltonBrownLive

My cat and I just yawned at the same time. I feel like this is the closest we've ever been. #ineedfriends

THE CUTENESS. I CAN’T. (RTing so I can watch it forever) x.com/lin_manuel/sta…

PLEASE HELP ME x.com/mbta/status/95…

-nervous laughter- x.com/mbta/status/99…