$LARD Whale wants dinner. Fried Chicken with a side of shitcoining. Grease those fingers baby!

Just greased my fat fingers for a full day of clicking. Are you Hard 4 Lard?

$LARD needs dinner. Grease those fingers baby!!

CT has an identity crisis.

#NewProfilePic

I’m $LARD Whale and I’m locked tf in.

Markets are pamping. Time to grease up those fingers fatties.

Who's in the trenches with me?! With a stroke of luck, we might make it.

Mfer better not take away my Twinkies

Step into my office my friend. I have snacks.

This is who you are trading against. Names $LARD Whale mfers.

Scanning shitters all night on @pumpdotfun cus #WAGMI

Yo Taylor Armstrong I get it. Shit pisses me off too. $LARD $WYAC

Trying this whole online dating thing

You can catch me in TG, gaming like a true degen. t.me/lardwhale

That’s my new OG (online girlfriend)

Told you. Easy work 💪🏻

I’ve decided to let my friends at @skultdao draw me ❤️

Dear friends, kAmA 2024 🇺🇸 just texted me a picture of the turkey she’s bringing me tomorrow. I need some advice on what to text her back… What do I say folks? Kamala, __________________👇

It’s time to roll with the Fattie! 🫄🫄🫄$LARD Whale is the play this cycle! … Fat fingers and double chin for the win!