Getting mono when you have zero summer play is easily a top 10 fml experience.

One more sleep…

Fire Jonathan Smith.

No officer, I do not know how fast I was going.

Just ordered my first Alessio Milivojevic jersey. Pay him whatever he wants. #BoughtIn Oh, by the way, Still Fire Smith.

4-8 has never been so sweet.

Cheeky Christmas Guinness. Try this one Santa #SplitTheS

Modelo and un poco Bad Bunny Can a white boy speak a little Spanish?

“Your money too tall, your girls too hot, your hair too flowy” Hey fuck your sparkling white socks buddy I know you’ve been waiting to bust them out

#multiview in class

Just linked up with Marty. This guy knows ball. Excited to see where his path takes him. #FinalFour

Anyone gonna be #boozin at bdubs for the game??

The loss in hockey hurts way way more #choke

Lots of cops downtown. Take me, take me! I want a funny story hahahaha

Imagine trying to get a couple shots up after class & all of a sudden you gotta try to guard Coen Carr

I think it’s time to preemptively delete twitter for the next month. Might pick up knitting

Just saw Marty twerking on the bar of PTs. To each their own. #showsomeanklecleavage

Tweeting about #thespreadsheet to get in to #1 Trending

Finish last exam (24 of 50 questions answered as D) headed #str. Show up an the “deal” is $11 mugs. Has Mossad infiltrated EL? First the meth lab, now this… Save us President Donald J. Trump 🇮🇱

FYI jorts is not a thing in Columbia, Missouri.